Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have finally reached a divorce agreement after a marathon five-hour meeting on Thursday. Various media outlets are reporting that Kevin is walking away with just $1 million due to the airtight prenuptial agreement Britney had him sign before they married. A source "close to the negotiation" told Us Magazine that number is innacurate, as well as reports about a "50/50" custody agreement. A spokesman for Federline's lawyers said:

"All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children [Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months]." (Source)

Another source that is most definitely not my overactive imagination sent in the following transcript of the tense final moments of negotiation:

Lawyer #1: Mr. Federline we are prepared to offer you the following in exchange for relinquishing all future claims to Ms. Spears estate: a $10 million lump cash sum, 100% ownership in the Malibu estate, and title to both the Ferrari and Bentley.

Kevin: OK, OK, I'm writing this down [draws rudimentary picture of stick figure with huge breasts]

Lawyer #1: ... or you can risk everything and go for the mystery box

Kevin: Ohh, mystery box! mystery box!

Deep-Voiced Announcer Guy: Kevin Federline ... you just won a brand new home stereo system with surround sound!

Kevin: Sweeeeeeeet!