Lance Bass is an astronaut

Remember Lance Bass training to go to the International Space Station a few years ago? The mission never got off the ground so to speak. Well Jackass star Bam Margera commemorated the failed mission via a painting in his garage. According to a visitor to Bam's West Chester, PA home:

"There's a big portrait of Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling broadly and holding his helmet proudly. In the background is a NASA shuttle ascending to space on a giant rainbow."

argera confirmed it was Bass to friends, saying: "Hell yeah! The guy from 'N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and shit!" (Source)

Of course Bam Margera's not gay. Plenty of straight dudes have hobbies that include beating up their naked father while he's taking a dump, hanging out with dudes who staple their scrotum to their thigh, and watching their friends use their penis as snake-bait. And really, what straight guy wouldn't marry a chick that looked like a tranny?

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Didn't you know that everybody in Pennsylvania has to be a ‘N Sync fan for life? It's in their state charter.

Check it out Kristi, I used charter in the proper context. :)

Seems all those Jackass fellas have (semi) homo-erotic tendencies. I mean, who drinks horse jizz? Ick. (Yes I saw the movie, sorry)
He seems to be the least gay-ish of the bunch, but that's not saying much.

I go deep-sea fishing with my wang. Is that gay?

Good job Full Bladder! Next try and use juxtaposition.

My last post didn't work ... i'll try again.

Good job Full Bladder. Next try juxtaposition.

How is this Kristi?

I you put your computer monitor on it's side, Your last two posts would be in a state of juxtaposition.

That's supposed to read:

How is this Kristi?

If you put your computer monitor on it’s side, Your last two posts would be in a state of juxtaposition.

Bam Margera having a shrine to Lance Bass is even more gay then Lance Bass getting his colon pumped by Justin Timberlake while he softly sings "Sexyback" into his ear.

F*cking Bam is a homo f*cking loser asshole. ew!

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