Arnold may think his watch is cool because it's sewed into his jacket but it's still not as cool as the pure ivory cell phone I sometimes imagine myself owning (made from only the finest and most endangered African elephants). Sometimes I also like to imagine myself having friends. Like yesterday we all went to the park and played basketball. My friend Michael had 37 points in one game. For purely being a figment of my imagination, he can be such a showoff sometimes!
Arnold may think his watch is cool because it's sewed into his jacket but it's still not as cool as the pure ivory cell phone I sometimes imagine myself owning (made from only the finest and most endangered African elephants). Sometimes I also like to imagine myself having friends. Like yesterday we all went to the park and played basketball. My friend Michael had 37 points in one game. For purely being a figment of my imagination, he can be such a showoff sometimes!
How many fathoms do you think he can dive with that cool watch?
I once had an Africanized Honey Bee hive in my backyard. I had them colonized for awhile. The honey tasted sweet. All of a sudden the neighbors started dropping like flies. The Fish & Game warden came around and shut down the whole operation, citing me for illegally keeping killer bees in a residential area. I went to court to keep my beehive operation but my lawyer wasn't too bright. I lost.
Do you know anyone who wants to buy 16 slightly used bee houses?
God, he's hot. Not even kidding.
I'd hit it. Not kidding either.