Anna Nicole Smith's funeral is today in the Bahamas. And it's just about as crazy as you thought it would be. Let's try something new and play a little game here. Which one of these things didn't happen today at her funeral?:

1. Anna Nicole's body was brought to the church in a white hearse rollin' on chrome dubs.
2. While Anna Nicole's body was traveling to the church, Anna's mom, Virgie Arthur, filed a petition with a Bahamian judge to stop the funeral
3. There was an Academy Awards-style red carpet leading into the church
4. One of the guests attending the funeral was Guns 'n' Roses guitarist Slash
5. While being led into the church Anna's spirit rose from the casket, giggled, and flashed the crowd. Before descending back into the casket, Anna led the crowd in an over-the-top rendition of "There's No Business Like Show Business"

Ha! Trick question--they all happened!

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