Judging by the new items added to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' gift registry at the ultra-chic baby boutique Petit Tresor, Katie may be pregnant with a boy. For the last six months or so nothing but pink items have been on the registry. However a host of blue items such as "Blue Baby Plaid Bedding," "Sleepyhead Bunny in Blue Mobile" and "Polka Dot Baby Blue Rug" were recently added. Of course, it would make my year if this story was true and Katie Holmes popped out another mini-Scientologist. When I'm not teaching kids about the benefits of recycling and the dangers of forest fires, I fancy myself a bit of a jokewriter. The past few weeks, I've been working on some new jokes that would be perfect for a new TomKat baby:
What did the alien baby say to the farmer? ... Nothing, it was too busy consuming his soul!
How many Scientologist alien babies does it take to change a light bulb? ... Trick question! Alien overlords don't change lightbulbs. They make the non-believing Jews and Christians do it for them.
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L. Ron Hubbard should be quite pleased.
There will be another little lamb to fleece.
Ah, the miracles of modern science. Tom Cruz can impregnate Katie Holmes without putting his homo stick inside of her.
Did you write those jokes yourself? If so, I'm even more impressed than usual.
But of course
Nick
Owner/Editor
Celebslam.com
You out did yourself this time!
By the way, who's Asian, Tom or Katie? Somehow when they reproduce, their baby is a different race. Maybe that's the thetans at work.
I doubt she is preggers. Saw recent pics of her and she looks quite skinny... or can it be that the "friendship" with that British freak FUGLY Spice is taking its toll?