Tommy Lee didn't act like he was famous at all Wednesday night at New York nightclub Home. According to one witness, Lee was "fawning" over a cocktail waitress to the point of obsession, "He just would not leave her alone." The witness continues:
"He kept telling her about a new line of lingerie for men and his new perfume line. Tommy said that guys need to do more role-playing." Lee hasn't gone totally girly, though - our source also saw him tweak the cocktail waitress' nose.
Someone might want to tell Tommy Lee that he is in fact Tommy Lee. A 12" dong means you don't have to fawn over cocktail waitresses. C'mon they have the word "cock" in their job title. Showing them that trick where it looks like you're pulling off your thumb and reattaching it should be enough to get you laid. It works all the time on homeless chicks.
All cocktail waitresses are taught this little rhyme... Tommy Lee, Hepatitis C! You can also substitute "incurable VD". Nice job quoting "fawning" Nick ... it's not a manly word.
Tommy and Pam should get back together. They both have the hep so there will be no risk of them contracting what they already have. They both really need to grow the fuck up. I feel so bad for their kids.