Tom Cruise is so straight he doesn't even bother wiping Katie's lipstick off his cheek. He just exudes heterosexuality. Men want to be him and women want to be with him. It reminds me a lot of how peacocks strut their feathers to make themselves seem big and tough. The analogy is particularly fitting since rumor is the peacock is Tom's favorite bird. He also loves cockatiels and cockatoos.
More of Tom and Katie after the jump...
He's my hero. Someday I want to be a Jesus for the the Church of Scientology with a beard wife just like him.
He is straight. -straight to the nearest D*ck.
I wish the mothership would pick him up before he has a chance to pollute the 12 plex with anymore of his lame ass movies.
Anytime a preview of one of his bomb movies comes on cable I have to quickly bath to get the psychotic rape stank off of me.
I would die a little inside each time I had to bend down to kiss my man's forehead ... especially when he's wearing 2" lifts.