If an employee of Beverly Hills kids' boutique Bellini is to be believed, Christina Aguilera is pregnant. The clerk said she and husband Jordan Bratman came in over the weekend and spent over $3k on baby merchandise. While Christina was shopping, the clerk overheard her telling another customer how excited she was to be having a baby:

"[Bratman] sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping. They said they don't know what they're having. She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby." (Source)

Aguilera's spokesman is refuting the claim:

"She said it is not true and she wasn't in Bellini. She was on a plane to Las Vegas for the NBA appearance."

Haven't they carried on with the charade long enough? Jordan Bratman is not married to Christina Aguilera. He's the pool boy, right? The two of them are probably just really good friends playing a huge prank on all of us. Even if you did believe they were married, there's no way in hell he's banging her. Have you ever tried sticking two positively charged magnets together? It's impossible. Well the same thing happens with Jordan’s penis when it comes within ten feet of a woman. Nature has a way of correcting things. And no Jordan, sitting in the corner at 3 a.m. silently masturbating while you watch Christina sleep does not count as "sex." Foreplay maybe.

You know I couldn't bring you this story without some sexy pics of Christina. After the jump...