Rod Stewart likes to take his pants off when he gets drunk. There I said it. Just two years ago at the River Cafe in New York City, Rod exposed himself after getting blitzed. Though he was supposedly "banned for life" from the restaurant, Rod came back a few weeks ago "and got totally wasted again." According to a source:

"He danced a number of jigs and sang folk songs," says a source, including one remembered as "You Can't Put Grandma on the Bus" - though if a song by that name exists, it would be news to Google.

The source says management laughed it off the second time and that "he's welcome any time, as long as he keeps his pants on."

I can't tell you how many times someone's said that to me. The pub down the street, the gym next to my work, my son's daycare center, I'm sick of people hassling me about my damn pants! Just because I like my guys down there to get a little air doesn't make me weird. OK technically it does make me a sexual deviant but that's not the same as being weird.

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