Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz probably had sex Sunday night. Hate to be so blunt about it but sometimes I like to get the point of a story without all the extraneous bullshit. The two were seen flirting “outrageously” at an Academy Awards pre-party. And as we know kids, outrageous flirting almost always leads to outrageous sex. A source told the U.K.’s Daily Mirror:
"Orlando and Penelope were playing pool and flirting outrageously. Penelope seemed more than a little smitten and afterwards they retired to a corner for a couple of drinks - they couldn't keep their hands off each other.” (Source)
Never been much of a flirting man myself. I think it comes from my Dad. I love the guy to death but man could he be crude sometimes. He used to always tell me “Son, if you’re flirting, you’re not penetrating.” “But Dad,” I used to counter, “the only thing these prisses are into is oral.” My Mom slapped me when she heard that, saying it was inappropriate language for a sixth grader. Whatever.
Some pics of Penelope at the Oscars after the jump...
jesus chist almighty this is old news. they've been RUMOURED to be together (dating, sexing, whatever) since like a week after he dumped Bosworth.
Well, the oscars bit isnt old, but the Cruz/Bloom angle is.
i hope we see pictures of the couple and I'm glad he dumped kate for penelope because she's beautiful, and way more talented. People.dot. com also refers to him as her new constant companion. E news lied when they said they were a non couple. I can understand why orlando doesn't want to go public with this relationship because look at what happened with him and kate. Provide us photos of the couple together to back up these reports. Kate Hudson and owen wilson have been photograghed together holding hands and showing they are a couple. So do the same for orlando and penelope. Eventually though pictures will be taken of them. Why was he flirting with a woman at a party when he has beautiful penelope cruz with him.
Tom Cruise, McConaughey, Bloom, who next, Pene? Steve Zahn? you seem to be going down the A, B, C, D.....Z list, take a breather, what are you trying to do? Take Winona Ryder's crown as Hollywood's most ridden bicycle? At least next time, find someone with some modicum of talent, your roll call of lovers are abit wooden, aren't they?
Penelope Cruz the uglest woman i have ever seen. Penelope is so ugly worser then Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba
Apparently they were kissing, touching, and groping all over each other at prince's post oscar bash in front of leo and ryan gosling. A source said to the daily news that they were all over each other and making out. I would like to see pictures of them. He is trying to keep the relationship private because he doesn't want the media to follow them around. Now their reps will have to confirm they are a couple since there are many stories about them showing pda, and there must be some truth to that, so bring us photos.
Yeah, I saw a story about this in the Post. I'm writing something about it now
Nick
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She looks like a turkey vulture, but somehow I find Penelope appealing. Or, that was before she hooked up with Legolas.
Show pictures of the gorgeous couple. Hope they marry and have children. They made their relationship public when they were kissing, touching, and groping each other at princes party, so why doesn't she come out and admit they are a couple. It is known to the world now anyways. What difference does it make now. She's beautiful and a great actress and he's hot and a great actor. Hope they marry and have children and hope pictures of them together are coming.
h eshould go out with kiera knightly she is cute he is hot
like that way he is going to finish all the girls on the earth ..... in the solar system