As if this Anna Nicole Smith saga couldn't get any crazier, Anna's late husband, Texas billionaire J. Howard Marshall, may have had his sperm frozen before he died, which Anna then used to impregnate herself. The accusation is being levied by Anna's half sister, Donna Hogan, in a tell-all book being shopped to publishers. In the appropriately-named "Train Wreck" Hogan reveals:

"I wouldn't be shocked at all if it's J. Howard's. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe [sic] her trump card in her fight to get the old man's estate." Hogan wrote that when her half-sister announced to the world she was pregnant, she declined to name the father. "To her family, she hinted that she had used the old man's frozen sperm, and would be giving birth to Howard Marshall's child." (Source)

For those of you keeping score, this now makes four men claiming to be the father of Anna's daughter, Dannielynn Hope (Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, and now Marshall). My Dad eats live scorpions as a hobby and even he thinks this is crazy. It's like some sort of bizzaro white-trash fantasy you only see in the dirtiest of porn movies. If Anna didn't have money, these guys would be answering every reporter's question with "No speaka da english."

More of Anna with the reason they invented Viagra after the jump...