Officials at the L.A. Wonderland rehab center are starting to get annoyed with their most famous guest, Lindsay Lohan. The starlet keeps ignoring rules against special treatment--especially when it comes to ordering takeout from swanky restaurants. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer, Lindsay's mom Dina had to intervene after a recent dinner delivery from famous eatery Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills:

When Wonderland officials complained, mom Dina Lohan phoned in her own order - demanding that Lindsay be allowed to indulge her star appetite! (Thank you, Mommy dearest!) (Source)

Outrageous. Who's running this rehab center, Nazi stormtroopers? Let me kindly remind them that Lindsay is better than everyone else. She's been in movies, dude, movies. You know that old saying about how everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time? Don't kid yourself. What it actually means is poor people put their pants on one leg at a time. For the top Hollywood stars, one leg at a time is simply too inefficient. After all, time is money. And with more money you can buy more stuff. And having more stuff makes you a better person. That's called logic. Look it up.