The Kim Kardashian-Ray J sex tape is coming to DVD! You may know Kim from her...uh...ummm...*crickets chirping*...I think she's friends with Paris Hilton or something. After floating around the porn market, Vivid Video purchased the tape this week for $1 million. Titled "Kim Kardashian Superstar," the DVD is set to be released on February 28. You can check out a preview of it at kimksuperstar.com. According to Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch:

"We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video . . . I've seen the video and it's really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . . Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money's worth." Source

The "explicit sex" Hirsh refers to is Kim getting pissed on by Ray J. See, us veteran pissers know to put the camera away when the urine's about to flow. You should also avoid the multivitamins before doing the deed. Nothing ruins a mattress more than your penis turning into a urine highlighter. Learned that at finishing school when I was 11.

UPDATE: Added some random Kardashian pics after the jump...