In the wake of her increasingly bizarre and erratic behavior, Kevin Federline scheduled an emergency appearance in family court to try to win custody of his two kids, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden James, 5 months, from his former wife Britney Spears. Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told the Associated Press the Federline will appear with his attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan at a downtown Los Angeles courthouse later today. According to Parachini:

"Our best information is [Kevin] will be here; [Britney] won't. But anything is possible." (Source)

Talk about an understatement. K-Fed could drive up to today's hearing in a monster truck and Britney could make a surprise appearance dressed as one of the knights of the round table and it would be the most normal thing that's happened to these two in the past six months. They could recreate the crazy courtroom scene from Ghostbusters with demons and ghouls flying everywhere and I wouldn't bat an eyelash.