Jim Carrey tells Time Magazine in an upcoming interview that, $20 million paydays or not, he is done picking scripts just to keep him in the "status-phere." Carrey's latest role is as a man consumed with numerology in the low-budget horror film, The Number 23. Though Carrey feels these types of roles are the only way to expose his "true self," he worries his reputation may be taking a nose dive:

"Everyone gets to be the big joke for a year. That's this business. Last year it was Tom Cruise. I could be the next Kathie Lee Gifford." (Source)

Wait, I'm confused. Does this mean Tom's year is up and I have to find someone else to make fun of? But I like picking on the little freak, it's fun and easy. Like exploiting foreigners. Sir, "no speaka da engish" or not, I have to do a wallet inspection.