The next time you hear a celebrity bitching about the paparazzi or complaining about a lack of privacy, remember this story about Jessica Simpson:
[The paparazzi] didn't even recognize Simpson as she entered Mr. Chow, prompting the star to turn around and remind him who she was (so he wouldn't miss her on the way out, of course). As Simpson chowed down at Chow, the waiting paparazzi grew from one camera to a full-on wall of photogs, who all complimented her new look as she exited. Just before jumping into her car, Simpson looked directly at [the photogs] and said, "I know I got you good." (Source)
Wow, this has to be a highlight in the life of Jessica Simpson. I can picture Jessica 20 years from now sitting around the fireplace telling her grandchildren about that time she outsmarted the paparazzi.
"Grandma, tell us about other times you outsmarted someone"
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"Ummm, my hair tastes like soap."
That's what she looked like when I pulled my pants down!
gawd. talk about annoying. her and her whole money scheming family.
Does Proactiv turn your skin brown?
This must be the tenth picture of this dumb whore with her pie-hole open wide. Somebody needs to jam a mule in her ass and give her a real reason to look shocked.
It looks like she just sat down on Daddy Joes hand once again..."uh, what am I supposed to say now daddy? Do I really have to break up with John Mayer?" okay...Yes daddy.
Why does she always make her face that way lately?
Is john mayer that big?