Fresh off her fling with Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel might be knocking boots with former That 70s Show star Wilmer Valderrama. The two were seen getting awfully close at the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York late last week. From a witness via the New York Post:

"They were in deep conversation. Then, Latin music was playing and he twirled her about. They seemed to be together all night." (Source)

How do average dudes like Wilmer Valderrama consistently hook up with famous chicks (Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Ashlee Simpson to name a few) yet I routinely go home empty handed on Saturday nights. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. Every weekend I wear my finest mesh shirt and quintuple up on the sprays of cologne to stand out but I've still never hooked up with anyone famous. Well unless you're counting Allesandra Ambrosio. But c'mon, she's more a supermodel than a celebrity. Idiot