I love it when rich people get mad at each other for stupid reasons, such as luxury cars. A group of Porsche enthusiasts are pissed that not only does the former Seinfeld star Jerry Seinfeld get first pick of the latest limited edition model, he always buys two. One "deep-pocketed" source complained to the Daily News:

"He buys one limited edition for L.A., one for New York."

And my favorite part:

It was reported in 2005 that Seinfeld owns 47 of the vintage vehicles, including a 1958 Speedster he gave wife Jessica as a wedding gift. She must still be grateful. (Source)

Jesus Christ, Jerry Seinfeld owns 47 Porsches. I don't own 47 of anything. Except those pesky unopened jury duty notices. Jury duty...Hah! What am I, some civic-minded loser? I'm way too important for that. I have a website.