You know how Jennifer Lopez has a reputation as being a high maintenance diva? Judging by how the singer acted recently at a Los Angeles recording studio, it's well deserved. Just two hours before she was supposed to record at Santa Monica's famous Westlake Studios, Lopez's people faxed over a three page rider request for her dressing room. The most ridiculous demand involved light bulbs:

"All the lights had to be at a certain wattage and an angle to make her look good," according to one record executive, "We've never seen anything like it since Michael Jackson asked for a room to be made above the studio so his monkey Bubbles could watch him record."

You know your life has hit rock bottom when someone compares you to Michael Jackson. If I was in a recording studio and heard someone say "This reminds me of that time Michael Jackson..." I would immediately interrupt them and start stabbing myself in the eye with a ballpoint pen.

J-Lo also had a lengthy list of food she wanted in her room. According to the insider:

"She wanted fresh, piping-hot Cuban bread which we had to trawl 10 bakeries to find and dozens of packets of Skittles - including the new sour flavor. She also wanted a gourmet meat selection, a separate cheese platter and crates of water and fruit and scented candles. We needed to get six extra members of staff to fetch all she needed and lug all the food and crates over."

No no no, not a few bottles of water, FUCKING CRATES OF WATER. Like she's on some damn humanitarian mission to Africa or something. Christ.

It gets better.

But then the star - who is making her new album - hardly touched her grub. Our exec added: "There was enough to eat for about 20 people in the end, but she barely so much as looked at it. No one here could believe it - we knew she was a little demanding sometimes but this was absurd."

And that folks, is why the terrorists hate us. Well that and all those jokes about the goats. You know what I'm talking about. Homos.

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