It's deja vu all over again. Isaac Cohen and Britney Spears are officially no longer dating. Cohen called Britney on Sunday while she was in New York to give her the news. When asked about the rumor, Isaac's agent Brandi Lord confirmed to OK! Magazine that the Cohen and Spears "are no longer an item." The two originally began dating in mid-December after being introduced to each other by Britney's choreographer. According to Isaac's friend:

"He's been looking to get out of the relationship for a while. It was a bit much for him. There was a lot of drama - it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn't one thing in particular." Source

Later in the article, Isaac added, "Oh thank God it's over. I'd rather run naked through a Turkish prison with a huge red bow pinned to my ass than go down on that chick again. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go dip my penis in bleach and set fire to my bedsheets."