Just six months before her surprising death, Anna Nicole Smith reached out to fellow wackjob Britney Spears via a video message. Anna and Britney were both eight months pregnant and expecting their second child at the time. Anna's words (via Us Magazine):

"If you see this for some oddball reason - because I look at your stuff, too [referring to Spears' Web site] - and you want to be friends, I would love so much to hang out with you. I think you're totally cool, and I think we're about to have babies around the same time…I would just love to meet you."

"You can call my lawyer, my best friend, my confidant Howard Stern. I think everyone has his number. He'll give it out to you, Britney. Take cares [sic], and I hope that you do great on your second pregnancy. I'm sure you won't even see this, but if you do, I'd really love to talk to you. Bye." (Source)

Of course no meeting ever took place. According to a source:

"Britney is so wrapped up in her own world and herself that she just doesn't care."

Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith in the same room together--with children? That can't possibly be legal. I'd give Dannielynn and Jayden five minutes alone with those two before one of them caught on fire. You might as well just throw them into a room with some kind of a hybrid Michael Jackson/Paula Poundstone super molester. Sure the molestation scars would haunt them for a lifetime, but at least there'd be no physical injuries.