Diddy almost came to blows with supermodel Naomi Campbell at Jermaine Dupri's Grammy after-party on Sunday. According to a witness, as soon as he he saw the supermodel, Diddy "just started screaming at her." While the two stars used to be quite friendly with each other, their relationship soured after Campbell declined the [unpaid] opportunity to be the face of the Sean John clothing line. According to one party guest:

"No one could believe it. He was screaming obscenities at her, and also screaming at Terrence Howard, who was with her." Campbell, however, brushed it off. "Naomi played it totally cool." (Source)

I've never had a problem fighting women--especially them uppity hippies with their loud mouths and unshaven legs--but Naomi Campbell is not a chick I would fuck with. Her testosterone levels have to be sky high, right? I'm talking man levels. That's the only rational explanation for all of her aggressive behavior. My lawyer told me that, as of January 1 we can legally start calling her Nate Campbell. As for peeing standing up. Nate/Naomi will find a way. He's resourceful like that.