Britney Spears was photographed at a Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor last night with a completely shaved head. She walked out of the parlor sporting a red lips tattoo on her wrist and a pink cross on her hip. When asked about the new 'do, Britney responded, "Weeeee, I'm fucking batshit insane!"
Isn't there a special shampoo for controlling lice? Shaving your entire head seems like a drastic step.
UPDATE: From an anonymous source via ONTD:
My uncle is a nurse at CSMC and texted me 10 minutes ago saying Britney Spears was admitted about an hour ago. He's going to text me when he finds out why and any more information. I'm scared! I don't know what's going on with her.I don't have many details. My uncle called and said she just left. He didn't see her or deal with her, one of his friend co-workers was around her for a minute. Somebody she was with brought her there and admitted her. His friend said she acted like she wasn't "there" and seemed disturbed. Because it's confidental, he doesn't know what she was admitted for or what she saw the doctor about, but because she's already gone home, that usually means nothing major. Oh, almost forgot, she was WEARING A DARK COLORED WIG. I'm so freaked out. I just want her to be normal and cute again like pre-Slave 4 U. (Source)
I just realized I totally forgot to make an obvious joke about the drapes matching the carpet. I'm slipping.
This picture is BEGGING for a caption contest!
I'd still plug it and leave a sticky spot on the peach fuzz dome...
She probably didn't like the dye job. I think it's pretty cool myself, it takes a lot of courage to be willing to shave your head...especially given that people are liable to criticize just about anything she does.
I never liked Britney much in general, but I find myself respecting her a bit more for all the sh*t she's going through (and her total lack of public respect on top of it all).
Everyone has issues. I do, you do, so does she; difference is, she has to listen to the whole world make fun of hers.
jesus christ, no one FORCED her to be a celebrity. if celebrities don't want criticism, than they picked the wrong profession. even if she was a child star, it doesn't mean she had to maintain her celebrity once she was old enough to determine how she wanted to live her whole life.
Sorry people. The true reason why she shaved her head is to make herself uglier so that she can be together with me, YEAY! So Brit, Wednesday is it. Don't bother with undies, I know I won't.
Maybe she landed a starring role in "V for Vendetta 2"
It was the lice , she was sick of the bites on her scalp. Same reason she is bald below too - the crabs got to her
ET phone home.
She's even hotter now. I love damaged goods. I want to bang her and her shaved in Times Square during the lunch rush infront of all her fans taping a special episode of the Micky Mouse Club.
Should have been her instead of Anna Nicole... im sick of hearing about Britney Spears, old news, she was trash when she came out and shes still trash now... no new news.
i'm so damn sick of her cries for attention. you would think that she would be sick of all the negative attention by now. she should just lay low till everything including her stupid divorce goes through. i think that at this rate, she's going to have one of those tragic suicide endings.
Maybe she has cancer...and she cut her hair as a way of accepting it. All the partying she's been doing could have been her denial and anger stage.
lux: Learn the difference between "than" and "then."
Who's Britney Spears?
Kevin was probably going to ask for a drug test VIA hair follicle...but who gives a shit i mean they are both lousy parents who should have never been allowed to reproduce...its a tragedy for the children
why did she fucking shave her head? like really seriously why?
I'd still do her!! I mean, come on, she is still certafiably hot as hell in August!! Forget Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johanson, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera!! No other woman is as sexy, as hot, as gorgeous, as wanted by men as Britney Spears is!! I even heard that Simon Lebon from Duran Duran's got a hard-on for her, as does Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp!! WOW!!!! Take that, Alba!!
Britney is still a babe!
I saw her a few weeks ago at the house of blues in LA...she still got it going on!
Get this.....her 20-minute sets are selling more tickets than CRAPstina Aguilera's "Back to Basics" tour!
Goes to show who's got the most appeal!
And, Maxim and FHM have NO CLUE!!!!!!!!!!
Britney beats Lindsay and Jessica to a pulp!
She's coming back, people!
Hair, or no hair, all us men still wanna' tap that ass!
Britney Spears, sexiest woman alive. Not Lindsay Lohan, or Scarlet Johansson. It's Britney all the way. Even when she was with K-Fed and was walking in and out of restrooms barefoot and was all fat and trashy looking, even when she was pregnant, even without her hair, Britney still is number one with every straight man in town.