
Britney Spears had another wild night of partying Tuesday night in New York City. The New York Post describes it as a "frenzy of drinking, dancing and making out" while a witness said Britney was "partying like a college girl looking to get laid." After having dinner at Rue 57, Britney hit Club Marquee with a group of her girlfriends. Though Britney asked that the alcohol be kept away from her, witnesses weren't buying it:
"She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom," said one. "Because she was falling all over the place. She was also chomping on lollipops from the bathroom all night. And she didn't leave any money for the bathroom attendant."
A "completely hammered" Britney continued the night at Club Tenjune where clubgoers said she was poundings vodka & OJs. Page Six has more:
One of the people who followed her from Marquee to Tenjune (described as "a scruffy-looking guy") was "hitting on her all night, but she wouldn't even look at him."Then a model guy came to her table and she started making out with him." Spears ended her night with a visit to McDonald's. (Source)
Guy #1: I did something last night that...oh this is hard...that I'm not particularly proud of.
Guy #2: Another tranny? Listen with the way plastic surgery has advanced in the past five years, most of the time you can't even tell. And anyways, a mouth is a mouth.
Guy #1: No, no, no...nothing like that.
Guy #2: Hey I understand. You get a few beers in you and suddenly the neighbor's golden retriever is looking like he could be more than just a loyal friend. It happens to the best of us 14 or 15 times.
Guy #1: No, man, I made out with Britney Spears.
Guy #2: You sick fuck. YOU'RE DEAD TO ME














I've fucked fat chicks hotter than that.
shit I probably shouldn't have mentioned that.