Extra! has learned that Britney Spears has entered a rehab facility. From their site:
Spears was last seen leaving New York City four nights ago on a private jet with her two young sons heading to Miami. Then, she disappeared off the paparazzi radar. Spears entering rehab comes after months of hard partying and friends having reached out to her to seek help. (Source)
Is there a number that's smaller than zero? Because that's the percent chance I give Britney to give up alcohol. A shark would have an easier time quitting water. Rosie O'Donnell would have an easier time quitting food. Get it. Because she's fat.
UPDATE (like 10 minutes after I wrote this story): From TMZ:
TMZ has learned that while Britney Spears checked-in to rehab, she refused to stay and checked out -- less than twenty-four hours later!
Damn, I'm awesome. And handsome. But that was implied.
You're such a fucking asshole. Why don't you just leave her alone?
haha that's a classic picture of her. it figures she doesnt have the sense to stay in rehab
Ah, a younger Phyllis Diller!
YEAH IF EVERYONE WOULD JUST LEAVE HER ALONE MAYBE SHE WOULD GET BETTER. WAIT WHY DOES NEED TO GET BETTER JUST LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE JUST WANTS TO PARTY LIKE ANNA DID.
There's about 1 BILLION other websites you can go to if you don't want to hear people blasting pampered celebs... I hear the mickey mouse club site could use soe traffic.
Incredible! That's exactly what I look like when I'm taking a dump!
Come on, even slut pig whores need privacy. If we're constantly watching her, how is she gonna run lines of coke off her babies' asses? Leave the dirty bitch alone, and I say that with all due respect and love.
sperm dump.
Yeah Why don’t you just leave her alone? You guys have no right to be on her case let her be. Your an ass hole for makeing this website.