Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finding that New Orleans isn't all that different from Hollywood. After a dinner with friends, the celebrity couple was mobbed outside of Arnaud's restaurant. From the New York Daily News:

"Brad and Angelina are trying to make friends with regular people in NOLA," says a snitch. "Bourbon St. was packed that night, and when Brad and Angelina were trying to leave, they kept getting mobbed by all the people. One of the bodyguards came upstairs and asked us if they could have some beads and masks so they could get back home without getting noticed." (Source)

This is one of those "special needs" bodyguards, right? Like he spent the entire dinner frantically mapping out an escape plan for Brad and Angelina. And the only thing he could come up with was a poorly drawn  picture of ten stick figures with the word "crowd" above them--only "crowd" was spelled with a 6, a mask, and an upside down house. And there was a huge X through the stick figures and an arrow from the mask to the house. And it was all in crayon. "Brilliant," I'm assuming Brad said, "simply brilliant."