Even though Pete Wentz has been spotted numerous times kissing Ashlee Simpson, the two are not an "official" couple. Pete revealed to Rolling Stone Magazine that things between the two might be different in he had access to a cool spaceship. Wait, what?:

"Maybe in a different universe, we'd be some hot couple, but not in this one," Wentz said, before admitting, "I'm attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there's no shortage of that in Los Angeles." (Source)

Whatever Pete, no none cares about you. You may have fame and fortune but can you type 20 words a minute AND throw a football nearly 20 yards on the fly? That's called range my friends and it's what makes me a better human being than you. Plus I have it on very good authority (thanks Grandma!) that all the ladies considers me "very handsome and polite."

P.S. As for the train wrecks Pete is talking about, in the last few days I've heard talk about him hooking up with both Lindsay Lohan and Rumer Willis. Have fun with that burning sensation the next time you urinate Pete