A few conflicting reports have been published about Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler's relationship status. Since I absolutely adore both of them, I felt it was my duty to clear it up. Us Magazine is claiming that Mischa dumped Cisco after a nude picture of him was found among Paris Hilton's infamous storage locker possessions (if you hate yourself the picture adore both of them, I felt it was my duty to clear it up. Us Magazine is claiming that Mischa dumped Cisco after a nude picture of him was found among Paris Hilton's infamous storage locker possessions (if you hate yourself the picture is here). According to a source:

"They had a blowup. She was furious." (Source)

Cisco's rep is claiming the report simply isn't true:

"They are fine - very happy together."

Adler adds (I've always wanted to say that):

"Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least. I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."

I knew a picture wouldn't be the thing to finally cause a break up between these two has-beens. My moneys on Cisco's aversion to showering or the fact that I'm pretty sure he asked me for a quarter when I was walking out of the liquor store this morning. A picture LOL. That's like Eva Braun dumping Hitler because of his constant cussing. Is Nazi humor ever not funny? I say no.

UPDATE: Mischa Barton's rep confirmed today that her client and boyfriend Cisco Adler did in fact break up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shoot myself in the head. (Source)

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