Just wanted to let everyone know that I'll be in Mexico from January 8th-15th, Monday to Monday. There's this big trade summit the President begged me to attend...I'm just kidding, I'll be nailing hookers all week long. And possibly getting thrown in a Mexican jail for the second time in as many years (absolutely true BTW).

Anyways, I got a few of my buddies to take over and write for the next week. Their English is barely passable and I'm not even sure they know what the Internet is, but they're hung like horses so that's a bonus.

I'm bringing my laptop so hopefully I'll be able to check in. I also have some stuff prepared that I set to post next week.

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