Tony Parker wants to get married to Eva Longoria on July 7th because he feels the day "7-7-07" holds the most luck. According to Us Weekly, the couple will get married at the Château de Chantilly, a fairy-tale-like castle north of Paris. Longoria, 31, is traveling to France in February to hammer out some of the details. Tony's mother, Pamela, will also be on hand to help with the arrangements. Which is a good thing since...uh..it's her day, too:

"Tony wants her to feel that it's her day as well as his and Eva's," says a source.

Later in the article Parker added, "Some of my friends think it's weird that I breast fed until I was twelve but who has the strong bones now?" C'mon Tony, cut the damn cord. Weddings aren't supposed to be about mothers. They're supposed to be about getting your new wife so liquored up that she'll finally give in to those anal requests you've been peppering her with. Based on my experiences, the breaking point usually occurs around the 8th daiquiri.