Eva Longoria was a little confused during a recent paid appearance at Harrods department store in London. Under the impression that Harrods was picking up the bill, the Desperate Housewives star picked out $19,000 worth of clothing and accessories. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has the rest:
Eva was stunned when they sent her a bill for the merchandise! Harrods assumed she'd pony up from her $100,000 PA fee. Desperately not amused, Eva paid off the Brits - keeping a stiff upper lip, of course!
I know, I know, this story sucks ass. But I needed an excuse to post these awesome pictures of Eva Longoria without makeup. Can you believe this woman makes routine appearances on "hottest celebrity" lists? She's just so...average. I'd rather stick my penis into a jar of fire ants.
A few more of Eva after the jump...
Yes because I am sure you are so good looking that you can get any woman you want right? That Eva would be lucky to have you?
I highly doubt it.
no matter what eva is pretty
eva is my idel u rock luv ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am sick of her referring to the ugly ducking thing from when she was younger. Going around telling this story while simultaneously giving great attention to posing and participating in such trash as Desperate Housewives is such a boring combination of attention grabbing. She is no prettier than the average pretty woman in any town. Hopefully she will learn French to match wits with her smart and much more introspective fiance. Argh. She is full of herself.