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Scott Storch is a douche

Just a few days after Lindsay Lohan made up with “firecrotch” producer Scott Storch, he gave her more than $1 million worth of diamond jewelry. The gift was a relatively minor expense for Storch whose net worth is estimated at $70 million. A New York Post “spy” has more:

While at Mansion in South Beach [Lindsay] was adorned with "the sickest diamond necklace and ear rings" and a three-stone diamond ring. Storch "has a total crush on her," claims one insider, while others say "he just wants to do her music."

Storch may know how to make money, but he has no clue how to hook up with the ladies. You don’t need expensive designer jewelry to get laid when a rag soaked in chloroform will do the trick. It works especially well with the chicks that spurned my advances in high school!

[WENN]

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He's like a richer version of Kfed!

That guy is the goofiest looking fuck I have ever seen in my life.

He is such a fuckin tool...I bet any woman he has done this to before..(and by the looks of this midjet who resembles an ostrich)...he gets taken for a ride every time...I would not feel bad at all if lindsey played this chump!

Corey Feldman II?

WRONG! K-Fed didn't have any talent. Scott Storch actually has a fuckin' job.

Lindsey Lohan is the most unattractive bitch in America.

I have to say i like scott storch and all u mofos are just jelouse you can get to his level

scott storch is great

scott starch is buttery and creamy. his music flows like his bowels.

FUCK THIS PUTO.....LAME

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