I know my last three posts have had a general lack of skin, but stick with me for one more. Our favorite portly lesbian comic Rosie O'Donnell recently lashed out at "The View" co-host Barbara Walters over something she may or may not have said:

Both "View" producer Bill Geddie and Walters tried to calm O'Donnell. Walters told her, "I did everything I could to squash the story" - prompting Rosie to scream, "You didn't call me for 10 goddamn days, and you didn't tell me what you were going to say on television!"

How crazy is she?! Rosie's flipping out over something that Trump attributed to Walters, not something Walters actually said. Usually when you're feuding with someone you take everything they say with a grain of salt, unlike penis-envy Rosie who seems desperate to choke down whatever Trump sticks down her throat.

This whole situation reminds me of when I met this "22 year old SWF athletic" babe off of Craigslist. I showed up to a 5'4" 160lb monster and she told me "you're supposed to take personal listings with a grain of salt ... I just like the salty taste." Hell yes, I hit it.