The day after collapsing at the New Year's Eve party she hosted at Pure in Las Vegas, Britney Spears checked into Sanctuary, a relaxation spa in Arizona. An anonymous source states the obvious:

"With these celebrities, 'exhaustion' sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious."

"A little more serious" as in rehab. According to Life & Style Weekly, Britney's parents are urging their daughter to seek therapy:

"It's just been heartbreaking for her parents to watch Britney on this downward spiral," an "insider" told the mag. "It's so sad."

Uhh, I think Britney needs a little something stronger than rehab, like maybe a lobotomy. Someone should tie her down and cut out the part of her brain that controls decision making and just replace it with a bag of sand or marbles. Sure she wouldn't be able to do basic tasks like bathe herself or turn a door knob, but hey, that's the tradeoff we have to make.