Ahhh, finally back from Mexico. I'd tell you about it but the first rule of Mexico is you do not talk about Mexico. The second is don’t drink the water but that first rule sounds way cooler. Today might be a little slow while I recover from the approximately seven hours I spent in the airport yesterday. Lemme tell you something, you haven't lived until you've spent seven hours in a tiny Mexican airport.

Anyways, looks like the biggest story of the past week is that Britney has a new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen. And, surprise, surprise, they're already making ridiculous news. After a heavy night of partying over the weekend, paparazzi agency X17 took some pictures of Issac with what appeared to be Britney's puke all over his hand. Rival agency Flynet fired back and claimed that Cohen told them it was actually a jar of peanut butter that he had in his pocket that had broken.

Isaac gave us the empty jar as evidence (and a new one as a gift! Thanks!) and asked us to set the record straight. We are happy to help clear Britney's name from this shameless attempt to profit from these slanderous and untruthful allegations! By the way I tried the peanut butter and it is yummy!

You see everyone? It was designer chunky peanut butter all along! Don't we feel foolish. If I had a dollar for every time I went clubbing with a jar a peanut butter in my pocket, I'd nearly have a dollar.

This relationship is gonna be awesome!