You knew this was bound to happen. Paris Hilton posted a MySpace message reacting to all of the embarassing personal items that were released last week on ParisExposed.com. Since she's no longer has her own MySpace page, Paris used boyfriend Stavros Niarchos' page. Judging by the misspellings, it's probably the real Paris. Here's Stavros with the introduction:

"Yoooo - if u didn't kno P doesn't have her public account anymore. She was forced to delete it after the amount of publicity it got (wit the whole Britney blog) She wanted to put out a little message to the fans because I let her kno about the ammount of fanmail I hav been getting...and its ridic"

And then we have Paris:

"Hey, I'm sure you've heard it over the news on on some gossip blog - but, there has been a website that was made. On the website contains personal things, pictures/videos/writings, etc.

Yes, I am ashamed and overly embarrassed about my personal items being put publicly out there. The videos and pictures contain some explicit things, and things I've done in the past. PLEASE note that the pictures and videos were from years ago, when I was wild and just partied all the time.

I'm writing this because I want my fans to know that I am no longer that way that is shown on the website. It's unfortunate that things had to be let out this way, and I am extremely sad that some one would go out of their way just to make me feel low. It just go's to show that I have people out there to get me for something I haven't done...& it's too bad that people treat me in such an unkind and cruel way, when I have done nothing to anyone.

I know that my true fans will stick with me until this goes away. I want to thank those who have been nothing but possitive with this situation.

Love always,

Paris"

God I love the internet--and not just because of the incredible amount of crazy German porn that you can download for free...MY GOD that makes 25 gerbils--It's like a damn clown car!...why can't I stop watching?...Oops, got a little off track there. Anyways, I love it because there's sites like MySpace which let retards like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton write directly to their fans without interference and editing from their PR rep. And I don't think "retard" is too harsh a word to describe Paris:

Exhibit A: Her primary defense is all the stuff on the video happened in the past when "I wild and just partied all the time." Umm, "in the past" like last week?

Exhibit B: Her left eye

Note: Check out some of the video awesomeness here