Paris Hilton's storage unit exposed

More is coming out about the infamous storage unit that Paris Hilton forgot to pay the bill for. Mainly what was actually it. From today's New York Post, here's a list detailing some of the better items:

  • Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders
  • Herpes medication Valtrex
  • Post-party sleep aid Ambien
  • A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003
  • A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams
  • Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card
  • Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate
  • Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26
  • Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother
  • To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts
  • Awesome videos and pictures like the ones above

I know you're all thinking it but I'll be the first to say it--Thank you God for inventing miscarriages. Paris Hilton with a baby would turn out worse one of those home-economics assignments in high scool where you are supposed to carry an egg "baby" around for a week. Like on the second day she'd drop the baby on it's head and then complain to the doctor that "it accidentally got broked and I need a new one." And then the doctor would tell Paris "This is the second time you've been through our drive-thru today. If you're not gonna order any food, I'm gonna call the damn cops!" And Paris would just sit there with a confused look on her face, wondering why the doctor's office has a menu.

Also nice to see more evidence that Paris does indeed have herpes. There's no denying it now bitch!

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Ok I have been trying to figure out what she is pretending to smoke in the first picture. All I can come up with is a tampon (?) Is that a tampon??? It seriously looks like it. I am a woman. I have unrapped many many tampons. That is a tampon.

WTF?

Ewwww!! What a nasty whore! Thats a tampon alright. Looks like a regular absorbency tampax.

YES. There is a god afterall. Keep up the Good Work!!!!

Yea! Paris Hilton is such a crack whore who is over exposed. She looks like a transvestite. I hope all of this shit ruins her!!! YEA YEA YEA!!!

It really doesn't matter if she miscarried or not because this girl would've just ABORTED her baby anyway. She is selfish and everything in this storage container is proof of this fact.

And what's with Nicole Ritchie going to the University of Arizona...it would've done her some good. Neither one can play the dumb chick role for too much longer. They'll both be t-h-i-r-t-y (30) years old in another 4/5 years, and it isn't cute being an over-the-hill slut at this time in life.

GO ParisExposed.com.....this is great! KUDOS 4 SURE!

Us young folks are out here hustling and struggling everyday to work hard and here these celeb-sluts get it all handed to them (on a silver platter) and they can't make do with it.

GROW UP...EXPOSE HER ASS....LINDSEY LOHAN IS NEXT!

What a slut! I almost feel sorry for her parents. But then again it was their raising of her that made her into such a worthless waste of life. I hope that if she ever has children they don't stumble on to this shit someday while innocently surfing the net. Ewwwww!

Just because one's family has money, does not mean that you arent still trailer trash(pari hilton, britney spears.etc.)crackhead bitches..I always assumed that she has herpes or aids, because why else would someone sleep with everyone they meet and be so easy(slut.slut.slut)

I just want to say fair play to Paris. I think she's stupidly annoying, and wears her ignorance like a badge or pride, but so do most celebs! So she has herpes. And what? So do many people, and other STD's, and they don't know it. It could happen to anyone. So she only had $9 left at the end of the month. So? She prob has loadsa accounts, I normally only have about that left at the end of the week. So she had a misscarriage. Yeah? So do lots of people, it was probablly quite a hard time for her. Whats the big deal. We all keep loadsa crap. She was just stupid and forgot to pay a bill. Like plenty of other people.

Not everyone takes Valtrex for genital herpes - it's also taken for cold sores (like I take it for). However...this IS Paris we're talking about....

I still don't understand why so many companies and people like this slut! She is so stupid and everyone just keeps filling her bank account up with millions. She gets TONS of free clothes and purses and everything else you can think of. She is really gross and a very bad role model for anyone! I can't until her 15 minutes is over and we NEVER have to see her ugly face again!!!

The judge should send this vapid, arrogant, over-priveleged walking-STD here to Colorado where her punishment will be to break Pikes Peak into pea gravel and move it five feet. If she complains about her punishment, I would be the first person to volunteer to beat her with a rubber hose. We spend so much time focusing on this fucking whore in out media, completely ignoring the immigration reform bill that was voted down by our lawmakers - THAT is an issue that matters. And we wonder why people in other nations fucking HATE us so much.

ALL I CAN READ IS BAD BAD BAD ABOUT PARIS, JUST LIKE ALL OF US , WE DO BAD THINGS AND BIG MISTAKES, DON'T WE? MELISSA JUST SAY'S :WHY?, WELL 1-LY BCOSE OF U AND ME AND TONS OF OTHER PIPL WHO R SITING AND ACTCHUALLY TYPING HER NAIM IN THE LAPTOP,:PARIS HILTON, .
SHE IS DOING WHOT WE ALL LIKE TO DO AT TIME IN OUWER MIND, BUT WE NEVER DID ,FEW RIZONS,: NO TIME , NOT BREAF, NOT A LOTS OF MONEY IN ACOUNT , AND AFTER ALL WE R JUST NOT LIKE THEM,BUT I BED EVERYONE OF U IN DEEP UF UR HEART WILL GIVE EVERYTHING 2 BE IN PARIS'S SHOUS JUST 1 TIME IN UR LIFE.SO PLZ. STOP JUDJING THOUS POOR GIRLS, THEY HAVE THEY R OWN PROBLEMS, ITS NOT THEY R FOLT THAT THEY R REACH AND FAIM.AND ITS NOT THEY R FOLT THAT MANY PIPL. R JUST JELOUSY THEM.

well i know paris

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