Actress and PETA activist Pamela Anderson has lashed out at Kentucky Fried Chicken and their attempts to get founder Colonel Sanders on a postage stamp. In a letter to Postmaster General John E. Potter, Anderson wrote:
"Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals' bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you'll deny KFC's request. How about another Elvis stamp instead?"
No wonder KFC’s chicken tastes so damn good. The defeathering tanks full of hot scalding oil must strike terrible fear into the chickens. And as we already know: fear=tender meat that literally just falls off the bone. Everyone thinks it’s the secret blend of seven herbs and spices that makes KFC so damn good. Nope, it’s just a marketing ploy. It’s all about the fear. And those mashed potatoes. They’re like crack!
Thanks for the pics Nick!
Not funny. Usually I think this site is hilarious, but I'm very disappointed that you've ditched a conscience in hopes of a sick laugh. Maybe it's a slow news day, but I think that it would be okay NOT to satire a story for once. These sites may be a form of the oft-disrespected gossip column, but I know that its creators are much wittier and plain smarter than this.
You are soooo right! KFC mashed potatoes are the BEST of all fast food joints.
Enough with PETA and Pamela Anderson. She's famous for getting fucked by Tommy Lee, nothing more. She should worry more about her Hep C and not about what I'm having for lunch.
Plus, I like it when my food dies painfully.