Even though producer Scott Storch is worth tens of millions of dollars, he still has no friends. He threw himself a birthday party last month at Mansion in Miami and, while a few famous people showed up, none of them had a vagina. According to a source:
"He's upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year's! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special 'Happy Birthday' to him and she was a no-show, too."A rep for Storch said, "Scott was not upset at all - he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake."
Ahhh, poor Scott. He throws himself a party and all his girlfriends are too busy washing their hair and doing their laundry. This happens to me all the time--especially on Friday and Saturday nights. The usual response is "Date?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA" or a "Fuck off and die you pervert before I call the police on you for violating the restraining order." Well the jokes on you...Let's see that restraining order stop these binoculars!
he looks like a dyke there. a woman that wants to be a man. it got breats too it seems
It makes sense that he was more excited having Derek Jeter and Ludacris at his party rather than any females. That's the gayest bling I ever did see.
Ok color me stupid but who is this dork and why is he famous? Sticking it in Paris and Lindsey doesn't make you famous, it just makes you dirty.
man, this guy just looks like a douche.
HE'S A BUTT RUMPER!
with all that rented bling you'd think he could get an iPhone or somethin'......