Pigs are flying, hell has frozen over, K-Fed's album went platinum, and New York from "Flavor of Love" has her own TV show. Even as an ex-rabid Flavor of Love fan, I never ever thought that this cold day in hell would ever come. Yes that's right folks, the two most annoying women on TV (New York and her mother) are going to have their own show.
VH1 and the producers of Flavor of Love were moved by New York's heart crushing rejection... both times. So, out of the goodness of their hearts, they have once again offered her the opportunity to find love, but this time, she's going to be standing on the other side of the clock. That's right, New York has got her own show, a mansion and twenty men to pick from. But she's not going to do it alone. Her mom is going to help.
If any of you missed Flavor of Love, here's a crash course: twenty women look / act / talk slutty for 1 hour a week, taking turns sleeping by the triple in Flav's bed. This is something I've always wanted to do since Nick did the first one: a haiku prediction for "I Love New York."
Twenty men enter
See New York and her mother
Get drunk, pass out, leave.
It looks like she has rabies.
What's wrong with her boobs? She really is a scarey lookimg woman. Also very slutty.
damn wat a stupid bitch having her own show just 2 get rejected again wat the fuk is she thinking and wat fucken fake ass balloon ass tits she has fuck she looks like a fucken man
she is so fucking fake. a pig w no manners and a whore that not even a man as desparate and stupid as flava flave would want her....its sad that her and her mom actually think they have some kinda class
'''hey girl lost in a dream you can never live up to...just do us all a favor and WAKE UP!''''