Dina Lohan has weighed in on her daughter Lindsay's decision to enter rehab. The "weathered" Mom told David Caplan of Star the following:
"I'm so proud of her. She's really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally. She's in an amazing, phenomenal place. She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do. I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track. She's fine — she’s amazingly fine."
Wait, what? Did Lindsay Lohan just enter a rehab clinic or bring home straight A's? I think it's time for Dina to start showing some tough love towards Lindsay. Maybe a "you dumb bitch" here and a "my daughter is a cunt" there. That's really what molded me into the fine upstanding gentleman I am today...ya' know, when my Dad called me a "fag" at my Sweet 16 party. Just because I have facial hair and a penis doesn't mean I can't celebrate my 16th birthday the way God and MTV intended. You can take your damn stereotypes and leave thank you very much.
Amazingly fine is not what I would call my child’s state if they had just entered rehab.
Dina is prob doin the girls gone wild guy. That is why she is so excited about her daughter being out of the picture for awhile.
Doesn't Dina just look like that type of Mom? The screw your boyfriend kinda mom that is
They also do three ways. The Mom is alright but Lindsay is a freak.
Dina apparently went to the same child rearing classes as Joe Simpson...except if Reverend Joe said "she's fine...she's amazingly fine" about Jessica, we would assume that he was speaking about her body...specifically her breasts.
What decent mother would talk about their child to Star Magazine? I would totally bitch slap my mom if she talked about me to a tabloid.
I can understand why Dina thinks Lindsay is fine. She's probably in worse condition. She's kind of a celebrity herself, yet she let some dude play with her meat curtains in a public place.
I nominate Dina Lohan for mother of the year.
I don't know who looks worse in that picture, Dina or Lindsay. They are both gross!
"She’s really in a good place right now", does she mean the hospital or somewhere else?