Lindsay Lohan enters rehab

Can't say I'm too shocked about this. Lindsay Lohan has entered the Wonderland Center, a Los Angeles rehab facility. She issued the following statement today through her rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik:

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Whatever. A "proactive" decision would have been to stop drinking years ago. This is more like a "reactive" decision. Lindsay is "reacting" to the fact her liver smells like one of those collection trays at the bottom of a bar after a night of 2 dollar you-call-its.

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Why can't everyone just leave her alone?

About time. Lindsay is a dirty whore that needs to die

And the KING offers Lindsay his hanky

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