Even though producer Scott Storch gave Lindsay Lohan $1 million worth of diamond jewelry a few weeks ago, she’s just not interested in him. Apparently she’s hooking up with Joe Francis--yeah, the same Joe Francis who owns the Girls Gone Wild franchise. According to Page Six:

Friends of Lohan say Francis was with her when she went to the hospital two weeks ago to have her appendix out, and they planned to leave Saturday for a mini-vacation at Francis' Mexican estate, but decided to stay in town. "Neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties," laughed our spy.

From Wikipedia:

In an incident involving minors at Panama City Beach, Florida, during spring break 2003, Francis was arrested and then released on $165,000 bond. He was initially charged with 71 separate counts, including racketeering, drug trafficking, and child pornography. Police confiscated his private jet and other property.

And:

In March 2004, a Texas college student accused Francis of raping her in his Miami hotel room. She alleged that he had drugged her and had sex with her because she woke up the next morning in his bed and could not recall the events of the previous evening. Francis reported that he had consensual sex with the woman.

Wow, Lindsay sounds like she’s got herself a real winner. If I would have known she was interested in guys with a long history of sexual assault charges, I would have forwarded her my match.com profile. It's downright predatortastic!

Kidding, kidding...I've never actually been charged, just accused. There IS a difference.