Lily Allen gives Paris Hilton a verbal smackdown

Outspoken British singer Lily Allen is lashing out at Paris Hilton’s fans saying that any of them who buy her debut album should be killed. Allen thinks that Paris might have been popular in the UK around five years ago, but now the Internet has changed everything:

"Now people can see (Paris) for what she is, and think, 'Go away! What makes you think you have a life?' Paris Hilton's album did really badly over here and I just think it's so boring and pathetic and it shouldn't happen. It's the [bleep] record companies that sign things like that, and you think, 'What are you doing? Why are you ruining your own job?' It's just laziness. People cheesy enough to buy albums like that should be killed."

I don't know who this Lily Allen chick is but I like her. She didn't say that Paris Hilton fans are dumb or stupid--which they most certainly are--no, she said her fans should be killed. That's pretty awesome and controversial--awesomely controversial if you will. If Lily's vagina doesn't resemble a mason jar, she may have gained herself a new stalker. There's an opening on my list after having to drop Fergie for obvious reasons (hint: she has a penis)

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I like her!!!

LOL at the mason jar reference. Someone used to listen to loveline!

I like this chick, but she's English so her twat must be a hairy mess. I know it adds nothing to the story, but I likes what I likes.

Lily Allen is way cool. She actually sings and writes. ParAss is too retarded to do anything but drunk karaoke.

While Lily Allen is in fact an obnoxious, talentless hack, I will say that I must agree with her on this one. Though, I think a much greater problem would be solved if Paris would just die herself, but hey, maybe that's just me...

Lily Allen music is not so great itself. But do agree with the Paris statement.

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