The good kind of rape though. In his upcoming autobiography, "Let's Face it - 90 Years of Living, Loving and Learning," Douglas reveals that he lost his virginity was he just 15 years old--to a school teacher! The movie legend claims he didn't know his teacher could have gone to prison for statutory rape if their relationship had been discovered. Recalling his lover, Douglas writes:

"I had been a ragamuffin kid of 15 coping with a neighborhood filled with gangs... Under her guidance I became a different person. I am eternally grateful. By today's standards she would have gone to jail. I had no idea we were doing something wrong. Did she?"

Based on my calculations, Kirk was seduced by his teacher in 1932 (seriously do the math). The only thing I know about 1932 is that hitting someone in the head with a frying pan is always funny (I use to watch a lot of silent movies as a kid). I love how Kirk wonders if the teacher knew she was doing something wrong. Dude, it was 1932...married couples were still sleeping in separate beds. So yeah, I'm guessing Kirk's teacher knew that fucking one of her students was probably wrong.