Tommy Lee almost got his ass kicked by Kid Rock. Both were in Las Vegas celebrating the New Year when Kid heard some rumors that Tommy Lee and his 12” were hooking up with Pamela Anderson, Lee’s ex-wife and Kid’s soon-to-be ex-wife. The New York Post describes what happened next:

"So he went over at 6 a.m. with two bodyguards, and began kicking down what he thought was Tommy's door. Only it wasn't - and Kid found himself staring at some poor, startled family. He signed an autograph for them as security arrived, then bolted over to the Paradise strip club."

Bloodshed was avoided, but Lee - in Vegas to play The Joint with his band, Rock Star Supernova - should watch his back. "Tommy has been calling Kid Rock and taunting him about Pam, and Kid Rock was ready to kick some serious ass," a source said. Lee's rep told us, "Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn't at the time as he was staying on another floor."

Can you imagine being awaken in the middle of the night by an angry Kid Rock beating up your door? I wouldn’t know whether to laugh or...umm...laugh. Kid Rock and his 165 lbs don’t exactly inspire fear within me. According to the best available evidence, the only guy he could beat up is blind and confined to a wheelchair. Seriously, there’s this blind dude that lives right next me who got his ass kicked by Kid Rock at a gay bathhouse a few years ago. By the way, are any of you readers a lawyer? Would that gay bathhouse mention be considered libel or slander? I guess I’ll found out soon enough.