Shockingly, the producers of Big Brother U.K. wanted Kevin Federline to appear on the celebrity version of the reality show. Even more shocking is that Federline turned them down. Annoyed producers were also turned down by several other celebrities:

Whitney Houston and Lil Kim were said to have been also asked to appear, but reportedly, talks fell apart over money. But the star that the producers were really eager to get was former "Knight Rider" star David Hasselhoff, who is said to have declined due to "diary clashes."

Who's managing K-Fed's "career," a garden hose? Because only something lacking a brain would turn down a chance to be on one of the most popular TV shows in the U.K. Maybe he's waiting for a better opportunity to come along. Well guess what Kevin, no matter how famous you think you are, you're not getting on Elimidate. Cops maybe, but with the liability concerns surrounding your super-sperm, dating shows are out of the question. K-Fed turning down Big Brother is like a homeless guy turning down a five-dollar bill because it's "too green" and "papery."