I'm giving the John Mayer/Jessica Simpson relationship a few more weeks. Apparently the couple "barely spoke" during their dinner at a South Beach Nobu on Tuesday night. From the New York Post:
"John was extremely quiet and didn't speak a lot," said a source, while Jessica "just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair." The two were seen holding hands, but Simpson left Mayer for 20 minutes while she "fixed herself up for the camera" before heading back to their hotel.
I love it when you hear a story about a celebrity that totally lives up to any preconceived notions you may have had. I mean, did anyone honestly think Jessica would be sitting at the restaurant with John debating the pros and cons of supply-side economics? Unlikely--especially after Jessica noticed that huge clock hanging above the bar. It's so round and clocky! And round!
I think the real reason John wasn't talking was because he couldn't stop staring at Jessica's massive side boobage.
Did anyone notice that dress has a face right where her cooch is? Yikes it looks mad too.
John just didn't want to use big words and confuse or scare her (IE: knife, fork, tuna or wash). What a gentleman (A horny, sees a sleazy easy mark, or maybe he's gay gentleman).
Yeah that makes sense...he was couldn't concentrate because he was getting a TINY peek of side boobage, when after dinner he gets to take her back to the hotel and see her entire rack?!