Jessica Simpson hung out with Billy Joel and his wife at John Mayer's concert at the University of Miami on Friday. Simpson was observed taking pictures of herself, the crowd, and Mayer. Still no word on how Simpson figured out how to work the camera:
"She was rocking out the whole time," says one concertgoer. "She only seemed to know the words to his older songs though, because she sang along to 'Your Body is a Wonderland' and his older hits. She was dancing like she was a real fan, and a lot of the crowd had their eyes on her the whole time."
Damn, is Jessica at a John Mayer concert or a magic show? She looks way too happy. And look at the rest of the crowd. What the hell is going on there? It reminds me of this bad dream I've been having. I'm at this John Mayer concert and...uh...that's pretty much it.
Maybe she should join pubcrawl 2007..that might make her even happier
The thing that cracks me up about this relationship is John is no idiot. He is banging Jessica Simpson! In real life he couldn't get close enough to spit on a woman that looks like Jessica does on a bad day and now he is burying his sausage in her slightly used snatch like he taking a used honda for a test drive, slam it in and pop the clutch. If he gets tired of her he can just start acting like he doesn't know who she is and she will think the last few months of her life were a dream.
Jessica is also entertained by blinking lights, its really incredible. Thank God she has nice tits.
Jessica looks happy, & it appears Jessica & John are happy together! Leave them alone & let them be happy together. Get a life people!
Too Funny, too hilarious, waaayyy too boring!!!!