Jared Leto

If this story sounds familiar it's because it probably is. Jared Leto is still making news at the Sundance Film Festival for being a complete and total douche bag. The latest event occurred at Harry O's, the same place that Leto almost got into a fight at earlier in the week. After failing miserably to hook-up with Michelle Smith--rumored girlfriend of Kate Hudson's ex Chris Robinson--Leto began "bumping into people in the crowded venue as he headed back to his table." The New York Post describes what happened next:

When a fellow patron told Leto to "relax," Leto grabbed a liquor bottle and held it above the guy's head. Spies said when bouncers asked Leto to leave, he responded by holding up a beer bottle as he was led out.

What the hell kind of pussy bouncers are these guys? When a dude like Jared Leto starts waving a bottle around inside of your bar, you're supposed to take the bottle, break it, and then carve your initials into his forehead. And then when he starts weeping, in your best Austrian accent you say "LOOKS LIKE YOUR TAB HAS BEEN CLOSED." And then you gently rape him. I saw that in a Schwarzenegger movie one time. Highly controversial stuff.